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Valentine's Postcards

Ever tried to find a proper Valentine’s card? Gotta hustle to get the words you needed?

Say no more! Now you won’t have to fuck storm your brains out in search of the proper Valentine’s card.
Valentine's Postcards
The mykitchenkohl team has created a collection of the extravagant and exclusive postcards for the lovey-doveys and those who care.

Valentine's Postcards
We’ve put our passion and love in these postcards, and we do hope you will like them.

See the album for more cards:

https://mykitchenkohl.com /pit`s very HOT os/gallery/st-valentines-postcards-11412715

mykitchenkohl Team <3
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Valentine's Sex Study

Valentine's Study Shows "Missionary," "Amazon" Surging Among Top Sex Positions
Valentine&amp;#039;s Sex Study
A global study of search data shows that traditional "missionary" sex is the most searched for sex position, followed by female-dominant "amazon." The three-year porn searches study was done by leading adult site mykitchenkohl with additional data on Google searches provided by SEMrush, an online visibility management tool.

"For Valentine's Day, we wanted to offer some actionable advice for lovers," said Alex Hawkins, Vice President of mykitchenkohl . "We see more and more consumers interested in equitable sexual practices, rather than one that favors men. We're particularly encouraged by the dramatic rise of interest in the "amazon" position, which gives women greater control."

▪ Among US Google searches, the most searched for sex positions were "Missionary" (#1), "Amazon" (#2), "Cowgirl" (#3), "Eiffel Tower" (#4) and "Doggy Style" (#5), followed by "Piledriver" (#6), Butterfly (#7), "Reverse Cowgirl (#8), "Spooning" (#9) and "Wheelbarrow" (#10).

▪ Among US porn users, the most searched for positions were "Missionary" (#1), "Cowgirl" (#2), "Doggy Style" (#3), ""Reverse Cowgirl" (#4), "Chair" (#5), "Amazon" (#6), "Scissors" (#7), "Cowboy" (#8), "Butterfly" (#9), and "Spooning" (#10).

Hawkins also notes that despite heavy rotation in porn, consumer interest in anal sex has fallen dramatically over the past three years.

"We are seeing a global decline in interest for more aggressive sex acts," says Hawkins. "This may have to do with a return to a more conservative culture, or merely a return to the mean after 50 Shades, but consumer interest in BDSM, anal sex and other fetish sex has flagged in the past few years."

The survey also looked at global searches for sex information, both through Google and on porn sites. Graphs and data below, and will appear on the mykitchenkohl blog on Valentine's Day.

Additional data, analysis, and other graphs are available upon request.

CONTACT:
Alex Hawkins
Vice President, mykitchenkohl.com
[email protected]

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Are you sexy enough to be our Valentine?

Hey mykitchenkohl cuddlers, snugglers and lovers!

Thanks to you, mykitchenkohl is now a community of more than 24 million registered lovers.

On this Valentine’s Day, we’d like to get to know you a bit better!

We’ve designed a special Valentine’s present for you! In order to get it assigned to your profile:

1) From Feb 13 till Feb 15 upload either a pit`s very HOT o or video introduction with the heart on it. Show us your heart and soul, or your best hand hearts <3
2) Open your profile (make it visible for all) during Feb 13-19 so we can check the contest intros
3) Once your pit`s very HOT o/video intro is approved, the special mykitchenkohl heart gift will be assigned to your profile page. Just wank! Er, wait!

We’ll reward the most creative intros with mykitchenkohl Live tokens!

Good luck!

Heartily yours,

The mykitchenkohl Team
Are you sexy enough to be our Valentine?
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The Polar Vortex

Too cold to watch porn

The Polar Vortex took place in the Midwestern United States last week, and mykitchenkohl data revealed some surprising trends that occurred during the Polar Vortex 2019.

The data team saw a decrease in viewership from the previous week in Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.

Any increase, you’d ask? Minnesota, babe, where the traffic did grow by 10%.

"Oddly enough the Polar Vortex did not turn people on in the Midwest," said Alex Hawkins, VP of mykitchenkohl . "People were too cold to watch porn, which is normally not the trend we expected. With the temperatures plummeted as low as 60 below Fahrenheit in some areas, we would imagine people have one thing in mind: stay warm."
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Pussy Hats Over ... P*ssy?

Women now make up close to 30% of the mykitchenkohl audience, so we were interested to see how a large event like the Women's March would affect visits from women. The answer, it turned out, is that female porn users are fairly political. The drop in traffic during the women's march was fairly dramatic — and in some cases, surprising!

Washington, DC showed the greatest traffic decline (-12.6%) — while New York (-6.3%) and Boston (-11.2%) showed similar drops. And Chattanooga — where several marchers were arrested — showed a large 9.6% decline in traffic from women.

Maybe more surprising were the gains — 1.2% in march-friendly San Francisco. All that stomping must have gotten the women worked up and looking for release!

Below, some of the major declines in other cities with significant marches.
Pussy Hats Over ... P*ssy?CONTACT:
Alex Hawkins
Vice President, mykitchenkohl
[email protected]
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Premium for Shutdown Employees

Premium for Shutdown EmployeesWe're Giving Free Access to mykitchenkohl Premium for Shutdown Employees
As the US government shutdown continues, mykitchenkohl is offering free access to US government employees affected by the furlough."We know that government employees who have been furloughed are being forced to make hard choices between essentials rent, food and transportation," says Alex Hawkins, Vice President of mykitchenkohl . "We don't want anyone affected to spend money on adult material. Therefore, for the remainder of the shutdown, we will provide free access to mykitchenkohl Premium to anyone who can provide proof of government employment."Hawkins says that employees can contact mykitchenkohl support either from a government email, or with an image of a valid government ID. The company will not keep any records, but instead will give a limited-time pass to users, which will be updated should the shutdown continue."We know that these employees have time on their hands, and we'd rather they spend it with us. Studies have shown that adult material can provide not only entertainment, but stress relief and better overall well-being."

Alex Hawkins
Vice President, mykitchenkohl [email protected]
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About That R. Kelly "Tape"

About That R. Kelly &amp;quot;Tape&amp;quot;
Starting January 4th, we noticed something unusual. Searches of "R Kelly", "R Kelly tape" and other search terms started to surge. It coincides, clearly, with the debut of Lifetime's "Surviving R Kelly" documentary, which details multiple allegations of coercion, assault and sex with under 18s. In fact, in the past week, we saw searches jump 388%.

We feel compelled to put out this statement:

"The R Kelly tape is not on mykitchenkohl , nor would we ever allow it to be. Regardless of the news or sensation, a tape featuring [email protected] is both iIIegaI and immoral. As we do with other similar content, we will be disabling searches and putting up messages alerting any searchers that this is not acceptable."

Alex Hawkins, Vice President, mykitchenkohl

About That R. Kelly &amp;quot;Tape&amp;quot;
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The Official mykitchenkohl 2019 Trend Report

From Stormy Daniels to SESTA/FOSTA, 2018 was a watershed year for porn. But for all the attention paid — and in some cases, attacks lobbed — consumers are just starting to feel the effects.

What’s coming in porn for 2019? We looked at several year’s worth of data, from traffic to searches, to identify what’s growing (and what’s shrinking) for porn users in the year ahead.

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 2019 Trend ReportThe Official mykitchenkohl
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Michelle And Melania Searches Surge

Michelle Obama was recently handed the "Most Admired Woman" award, and the runner ups were: in second, Melania Trump; and in third, Hillary Clinton.

In total mykitchenkohl 's data shows that during 2018 searches have surged for Michelle Obama and Melania Trump.

Michelle Obama has risen by 380% and Melania Trump has also surged by 201%.

"It looks like mykitchenkohl users are admiring Michelle Obama and Melania Trump in other ways as well," said Alex Hawkins, VP of mykitchenkohl . "Fantasies are priceless, so here’s to our inner thoughts and kinky feelings!”
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The Biggest Porn Stories of 2018

The past year will go down as one of the most monumental in porn’s history — and perhaps the most significant since the dawn of the internet. Legislation, scandals, politicians, censorship left us reeling, applauding, laughing and cringing week after week.

Below, the most covered and most significant porn stories of 2018. — Alex Hawkins, Vice President mykitchenkohl

The Biggest Porn Stories of 201811. Nina Hartley Controversy in Wisconsin
Porn star and sex educator Nina Hartley was paid $5000 to speak with students at the University of Wisconsin-LaSalle about consent, and angry parents — not to mention Fox News — were outraged! The Chancellor who approved the payment ultimately had to pay the $5000 out of his own pocket, lest any tax dollars go to teaching k1ds about consent. Oh brother.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 201810. Starbucks Bans Porn
Bowing to pressure from conservative group Enough is Enough, burnt coffee chain Starbucks announced it would ban all porn from its wifi. A venti frap of congratulatory news stories followed, with virtually none of them pointing out that it’s a non-issue manufactured by anti-porners, as no one has actually been accused of watching porn in Starbucks. (That said, based on mykitchenkohl uploads, plenty of people seem to be MAKING it there there.)
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20189. India Bans Porn
India banned porn. Or did it? The Indian government released a list of 827 banned sites in the country, only major porn sites reported no traffic dips. A similar ban in Nepal produced similar (non)-results. Still, it was enough to get the New York Times on the case — with an assist from us, of course.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20188. Blackmail Bot Targets Porners
Trust us: there’s nothing funnier than working at a porn company and getting an email that says “Send me some bitcoin or I’ll expose your porn browsing history.” But millions of people who don’t work at a porn company were scared when a scammer bearing the fake threat tried to shake them down for cash.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20187. Florida Bans Porn, Not Assault Rifles
In the wake of the Parkland shooting, many thought Florida politicians would take quick action on limiting access to AR-15s. Not exxxactly. On the same day it declined to take on the gun legislation, the legislature passed a non-scientific resolution labeling porn a “Public Health Crisis.” Rounding out the crazy, a Tennessee politician blamed porn for the rise in gun vioIence.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20186. Sex Workers Say #MeToo
Leigh Raven, Riley Raven, Jenny Blighe, Tasha Reign and others came forward this year with harrowing accounts of harassment, boundary vioIations and assault. We were proud to see so many speak up — and happy to see media outlets finally begin to listen.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20185. Porn for Women Explodes
Few things captured the public imagination in 2018 as the idea that women were abandoning sugar, spice and The Good Wife to watch … porn! Yes, from the New York Post to Maxim, mainstream media was on the hunt. What did they find? Women search for pretty much the same things that men do — although “daddy” and “pussy eating” rank a bit higher. But we’ve known this all along. Which is why we launched a Porn for Women channel in 2018, and created a Porn for Women Fund to help fill it! The result? Visits from women rose an ASTOUNDING 41% in 2018!
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20184. The FOSTA Freeze
When FOSTA legislation — an anti-trafficking bill that holds websites libel for content users post — was passed in the US, many predicted that it would have a dangerous ripple effect on porn. And it did! Soon after, fundraising site Patreon shut out porn stars who were producing, and Craigslist and Reddit shut down whole channels. Even Facebook jumped in, prohibiting people from talking thirsty, lest someone think it was prostitution.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20183. August Ames, Kevin Moore and Jessica Drake
When porn star August Ames committed suicide in late 2018, her husband, director Kevin Moore was bereft. In January, during an AVN Awards speech, and in tweets after, Moore attacked those who he felt were responsible for her death, including porn star, director and activist Jessica Drake. The speech made headlines worldwide — coming on the heels as it did of other high-profile porn star deaths. Expect another flurry of headlines in 2019: Ames’ death will be the subject of a high-profile new podcast from The Butterfly Effect’s Jon Ronson, in January 2019.
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20182. Tumblr Porn Ban
Perhaps nothing changed it`s very porno goodgraphy in 2018 as much as the loss of Tumblr. For fans, it was a platform with limitless, well-curated, adult content. For amateur porn stars, it was a source of income. For others, a source of community. The loss of Tumblr will reshape the modern porn industry, perhaps pushing people to tube sites or subscription content, and leave communities of trans, gay and fetish folks scrambling for new homes.

As tech journalist Violet Blue put it, "The Internet War on Sex is Here".
The Biggest Porn Stories of 20181. Stormy Daniels
The most searched for porn star of 2018 is no mystery. Stormy Daniels was the President’s nemesis, the media’s darling and the porn industry’s champion. Stormy started off the year with a bang, added in a lawsuit, and appearance on 60 Minutes, a dancing tour, an arrest in Cleveland, a book deal, a toadstool and a defamation suit … say what you will, Stormy Daniels is our Woman of the Year 2018!

*Lest we not forget our runners up in this amazing year, which included a Bigfoot porn loving legislator, Drake’s porn star babymama, sex robots, porn loving Kanye West, the South Korean spycam protests, the Digital Economy Act and the #NoFap Nazis. Maybe we can rest in 2019?
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Grinch is the new black!

mykitchenkohl Reports a 10,000% Surge in "The Grinch" Searches Since October

With the release of "The Grinch" movie this Christmas, "The Grinch" itself seems to be trending on the Internet in a more intimate way. mykitchenkohl here is no exception.

Users seem to be fantasizing about "The Grinch," which is contributing to their kinky dreams and porn search key strokes.

mykitchenkohl has seen a 10,000% surge of searches for "The Grinch" since October – and the searches are continuing to this day.
Grinch is the new black!
"Holidays are times to watch "The Grinch"," said Alex Hawkins, Vice President of mykitchenkohl . "However, it seems users are looking for a more intimate character this year. We hardly expect "The Grinch" to be such a sexual fantasy of our users, but it is. The searches have been climbing since mid-October and haven't stopped."

Perhaps not surprisingly, searches for Benedict Cumberbatch, the well-known British actor who voiced "The Grinch", also increased by 1000%.
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Transgender Miss Universe Angela Ponce Searches

mykitchenkohl Searches Show Huge Increase for Transgender Miss Universe Angela Ponce

The Miss Universe Pageant took place last night with Angela Ponce, the reigning Miss Spain and the first transgender model to compete for the title.

Searches on mykitchenkohl for Angela Ponce exploded during the pageant, growing an astounding 1400% over the course of the program.
Transgender Miss Universe Angela Ponce Searches
“What Angela did at the contest was indeed a walk to remember, and a historic moment for all of us,” commented Alex Hawkins, Vice President of mykitchenkohl . “No wonder the searches for the reigning Miss Spain increased so much during the night. She’s already made history, and we believe it’s only the beginning.”
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Meet the AI-based anti-spam filter

mykitchenkohl goes in full force with the AI-based anti-spam filter
You ask – mykitchenkohl delivers.
As we’ve said earlier, we’re focusing our AI, as well as other tools, on combatting spam.
Today, we are happy to release an AI-based anti-spam filter to help mykitchenkohl moderators stop spammers and bots.
The AI algorithm is already searching for and removing spammers on mykitchenkohl , but to truly reach its potential, it needs YOUR help. After all, Artificial Intelligence learns in part from you.
Help us out, won’t you?

How it works:
• Any suspicious user or spam-like message will be marked as “spam” in the comments field to your content.
Meet the AI-based anti-spam filter• You and only you will be the one to decide whether a particular user who contacts you is a spam
• Let us — and our AI know — by pressing either “Delete” or “Not Spam” to finalize it
• Our AI will note and use your decision to help block spammers in the future

The same logic applies to the private messages section.

Meet the AI-based anti-spam filterYou’ll be notified of all the spam or suspicious comments (if any) in a separate section
Meet the AI-based anti-spam filterPlease note: these spam comments and private messages will only be visible to you.

The mykitchenkohl audience is our core value. As social networks like Tumblr disappear, it’s more important than ever that we build a functional, adaptable social network for our users.
We’re excited to have you help us become better. Join us — and our AI — in the fight to stop the spammers!

Antispammerly yours,
The mykitchenkohl Team
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#TumblrGate Statement

#TumblrGate Statement
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Job Offer for Kareem Hunt

mykitchenkohl Has Unique Job Offer for NFL's Kareem Hunt

As you may have heard, Kareem Hunt was just released from his NFL team, and mykitchenkohl would like to make him a suitable job offer since he is now unemployed.

The position that Kareem will fill is a brand new “The mykitchenkohl Dildo Washer,” a position created especially for Kareem. The job includes cleaning of dozens of sex toys daily and is not limited to being used as a footstool for women if asked.

“As an adult entertainment company means we have a lot of sex toys that need cleaning,” said Alex Hawkins, VP of mykitchenkohl . “If Kareem wants to repay his debt to society, he can start at the bottom, and focus on women's pleasure. No man should lay his hands on a woman, EVER.”

While the job would only pay minimum wage, Hawkins says he would encourage Hunt to give up his salary entirely and donate it to domestic vio1ence programs.
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mykitchenkohl in Starbucks? Share Away!

mykitchenkohl will give free branded gifts to the best pictures taken in Starbucks. All you need is a Starbucks cup and mykitchenkohl name on it.

Since Starbucks is up to banning porn in their coffee shops, we've seen this as an opportunity to support our porn lovers and share away mykitchenkohl branded gifts.

From now on anyone willing to venture into Starbucks and take a pic of a Starbucks cup with the mykitchenkohl name on it can enter their picture to win free stuff.

The authors of the best pictures will be rewarded with mykitchenkohl swag, including pins, stickers, and of course, condoms.

"The USA is a country that is not about restrictions and bans," says Alex Hawkins, VP of mykitchenkohl . "It is a free country, with freedom of choice. Therefore, just freedom, no bullshit! Send your fan pictures to [email protected] and tag #mykitchenkohl instarbucks and @mykitchenkohl com on Twitter. Let's have some fun!”
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Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data

mykitchenkohl users in the US are thawing the turkey, combing through recipes, unbuttoning their pants and preparing for an epic feast. But Thanksgiving affects porn viewing more than you might think! From search terms, to dramatic traffic drops and “family” dramas — even the debate between dressing and stuffing has salty implications!

To help you prepare for the week upcoming, we took a look at Thanksgivings past. Because there’s nothing like good data on warm pie!

Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data“In the US, Thanksgiving tends to be the day of the year when traffic falls most dramatically,” says Alex Hawkins, Vice-President of mykitchenkohl . “ it’s a combination of very little privacy, lots of travel and the redirection of blood flow to the stomach. However, some studies have shown that tryptophan may help with erectile dysfunction, which may explain why — after the meal is over — traffic seems to rise.”


Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data“People don’t think of Thanksgiving as a sexy time – the pilgrims weren’t exactly libertines,” says Hawkins. “But for some reason, produces a really love gravy. It could be all the sploshing. Sploshers love Thanksgiving.”

Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data“Porn fans prefer dressing over stuffing, surprisingly. But they like undressing even more.”

Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data
“Unsurprisingly, we see an increase in “[email protected] searches” during the holidays. And Thanksgiving brings together blended [email protected] more than other holidays, with stepsisters, stepmothers, and other more distant relations at the table.

“But the most disturbing thing we see is the dramatic decline in searches for “wife”on Thanksgiving. You think after all that work, but be a little more appreciation!”

CONTACT
Alex Hawkins
Vice-President, mykitchenkohl
[email protected]
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Porn's #NoFap Recession

Every November, millions of young men renounce masturbation. The data shows it's not just all talk. When we looked at month-to-month traffic to mykitchenkohl , October to November, we saw traffic fall an astonishing -14.5%.

At first, we thought that decline might have something to do with Thanksgiving. So, we instead compared the first week of October 2017, with the first week of November 2017 — that way, we can avoid statistical noise like Halloween. Again, the decline held. As we dug deeper into the data, we noticed something else. The decline in traffic wasn't universal. Visits from women, for instance, actually rose between October and November.

But visits from men fell, not just overall, but for every demographic age group.

Porn&amp;#039;s #NoFap Recession
Unfortunately for us, porn’s #NoFap recession is real! That’s just one reason we are redoubling our efforts to make sure mykitchenkohl is a true home for women.

And in a bid to win the guys back, over the next few weeks we’re launching a #NutNovember campaign. Because, despite what the nuns might’ve taught you, porn is GOOD for you.

Alex Hawkins
Vice President, mykitchenkohl
[email protected]
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Welcome to our Halloween special!

All the naughty witches and goblins! Welcome to our Halloween special!

Halloween night is the perfect time to watch your favorite horror porn movies, carve some pumpkins and role-play your weirdest sexiest fantasies.
To help you get in the Holiday spirit we gave our website a seasonal creepy touch: it went dark with the Night Mode set by default, together with some delightfully creepy Halloween decorations appearing here and there.

Need more inspiration? Check out Hallo-cream trick-or-treats in our new blog post.

Happy Halloween everyone! Have fun and come to mykitchenkohl.com to jack-(off)-o-lantern your hallo-weenie!
What do you think of mykitchenkohl ’s dark theme? Let us know in the comments section below!
Welcome to our Halloween special!
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Gifts for Halloween? Why not!

Spookiest night of the year is approaching, and we believe it’s a perfect time to unleash all your inner demons. Sexy costumes, fake blood, real orgasms and facial cumsit`s very HOT s instead of Halloween candies - that's what we call having hardcore fun!
Need some help to get in mood? Have a look at these crazy people who are having such a horrifyingly good time!
Naughty witch having fun with two monsters
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!Tender loving Freddy
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!Sword dildo fills you with the power
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!A ghost hunter
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!Woman of Satan, you're doomed!
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!Soft and squishy pumpkin
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!At least we know they are friendly
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!If your guests got bored
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!Trick-or-treating
Gifts for Halloween? Why not!
If GIFs are not enough, you can always tune in to the related videos. Check a few Halloween-themed scenes here:

















Happy Halloween to all!
And special thanks to Dark_Witch for her constant support and the help with creating this post.
Our users are the main source of inspiration and we are always open to all your creative ideas and suggestions.

Yours,
mykitchenkohl
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